Bristol's Badass Burlesque Show

You want a what?

List of Things the SWBC & Coochie Crunch Need:

1. A secret handshake.

2. An on call Cher impersonator for parties (I’m looking at you Chad Michaels.)

3. A bat signal call for strippers in distress. I’m thinking it should be butt-shaped.

Booty Signal

4. A Ghostbusters style lair with a pole we can shoot down when called out to a last minute show.

(c) Matt Kasunic

5. Jets Vs Sharks style music video with the NWBS. (We love them Badass Bitches.)

6. Matching tattoos.

7. Saturday morning cartoon with a line of Action figures and cereal.


What else do we need?

7 comments on “You want a what?

  1. velveteenhussey
    May 3, 2012

    On call waxer: I am available 24/7 in response to distress signal!

  2. Lou
    May 3, 2012

    Johnny Depp as a dresser/stagehand?

  3. Bertrand Vessier
    May 3, 2012

    A community photography studio/rehearsal space for all those promo shoot and assorted projects and workshops.

  4. coochiecrunch
    May 3, 2012

    Love it, you guys!

  5. Miss Von Trapp
    May 3, 2012

    Gin and chocolate!!

  6. Tiger Tiger
    May 3, 2012

    cartoon with action figures is a definite yes! We can be superheroes with special powers, and our burlesque names will be our hero names…. OMG, I am so spinning an idea in my head right now… EEP!!!

    • Lou
      May 19, 2012

      That’s awesome! I’ve got a superhero cartoon called Firegirl, here power is to leave glitter behind, when the next girl stands on it/touches it, it empowers her to be who she wants to be in life or make that life-changing decision she’s been putting off! There’s a bit of software on mac I think that does it, we did ours years ago so I can’t remember what it’s called! I’ll post the pic up when I get to a desktop! X

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